Falls jemand den noch nicht gemacht hat!
Ich bekomme irgendwie erschreckend hohe Punktzahlen ...
*LOOOOL
Are you a Linux fanatic? Take this simple test and find out for yourself ...
Answer these simple questions and you will see what kind of Linux user you are. See the end of the test on how to count scores.
Q1. You have been using Linux
a) for a few weeks, irregularly
b) for a couple months, regularly
c) for >1 year, (almost) exclusively
d) forever - you co-developed the 0.0x kernel series
Q2. You use regular expressions
a) '.. i use WHAT?'
b) to find and delete files by name
c) to find and delete files by content
d) to find and delete other operating systems
Q3. You use:
a) a boot disk for booting Linux
b) a Win95 MSDOS-Mode icon for booting Linux via LOALIN
c) LILO/MILO/NILO to boot Linux
d) a homemade EEPROM chip containing a special kernel
with a BIOS replacement - no boot manager needed
Q4. Have you ever:
a) compiled a program yourself?
b) ... without reading any READMEs or HOWTOs?
c) ... and edited a Makefile or #include statment before it worked?
d) ported a program from another OS?
( from Windows?
20 extra points )
Q5. Your bookshelf contains:
a) SuSE Linux Manual
b) Linux for Dummies, Linux HOWTOs, or similar
c) SAG / NAG / Kofler / OReilly collection / ...
d) nothing - /usr/doc/* is enough
Q6. You bought a ZIP (or JAZ, MO, whatever) recently because you want to
a) backup your batch downloads from
www.teensluts.com
b) backup your Word documents
c) backup your LaTeX/Postscript/HTML documents
d) knock over pens and stuff by placing them in front of the drive
and typing 'eject /dev/zip'
Q7. Your most frequently used file system is
a) VFAT / FAT32
b) ext2fs
c) ext2fscompr, encryption patches for ext2, etc
d) reiserfs, snapfs, tarfs, podfuk
Q8. Your biggest dilemma is
a) boot Linux or Windows ...
b) use LaTeX or Word Perfect ...
c) use KDE or Window Maker ...
d) use 2.2.Xac1 or 2.2.Xac2 ...
Q9. The first thing you do with a brand new computer is
a) play around with the software that came pre-installed
b) read the manuals and do a)
c) lock yourself in your room and a)
d) shove a Linux Boot CD in the CDROM and mke2fs /dev/hda1
Q10. The number 16 means
a) your age
b) the number of native Linux apps you use regularly
c) the number of native Linux apps you compiled yourself and use
d) the number of xterms that are normally occupied with some task
on your X desktop
Q11. Your knowledge in writing bash or Perl scripts:
a) you can start programs/pipe outputs
b) you can configure an email filter
c) you can upgrade your homepage automagically
d) you can write a script that can sue Microsoft - and win
Q12. You are printing a letter, formatting a ZIP, compiling an application,
copying a CDROM (to CDR), listening to a couple MP3s, rendering a
POVray scene, and switching between three Netscape/XEmacs windows
because
a) your work must be finished by the morning and it's already 3am
b) you want to impress some visitors
c) your boss thinks you are lazy and you want to impress him
d) it's a slow day today
Q13. If you want to buy a car, the first thing you look for is
a) anti blocking system for the brakes
b) airbags
c) car audio with CD player
d) the licence of the software in the chip that controls the gas
valve
Q14. When watching a film, you
a) cheer the good guys
b) cheer the bad guys
c) cheer the computer freaks
d) ... c) only if they are using Linux
Q15. If you are still awake at 4am that's because
a) you're that poor idiot from question 12
b) you drank too much coffee
c) that is your regular day schedule, and anyway, your sleeping bag
is under the desk, so what's the problem?
d) even after patching at least fifteen times, the kernel doesn't
compile with ecgs and you promised a HOWTO on the kernel mailing
list
Q16. What does your girl-friend / wife / .. say to your hobby?
a) I have no idea, I haven't seen her since I bought the computer
b) "Nothing..." (looking into email inbox)
c) Which of my girlfriends do you mean? They don't agree...
d) "Do you have a perfume that smells like computers? I want my
husband to pay more attention to me ..."
Q17. What do all your female aquaintances have in common?
a) They are all called *.JPG
b) They all say 'boy, put the money on the table and sod off' in
the morning
c) They all speak some strange kind of language that doesn't
contain common words like 'ROTFL', 'IIRC' and 'IMHO'
d) girl friends? Ha! How would I be able to update all my homepages
daily if I had a girlfriend? No time for that!
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For a, b, c, d, you get 5, 10, 25 and 50 points respectively.
0 - 100: My retractable coffee mug holder is broken
101 - 250: Where is the control panel? Where is the Start button?
251 - 400: Save space: user:x:101:500:,,,:/home/usr:/bin/gzip -f
401 - 550: WHAT? No PERL distribution here? What kind of @!§$"§$...
550 - 700: bofh:666:666:,,,:/home/bofh:/home/bofh/.shell.pl
701 - 850: Shatterproof armored balls (this is an anagram...)
> 850: Oh, come on. No cheating here.
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